Stupid Human Tricks

February 21, 2007 by susan

by susan
Let's see, which linen to air today? Seeing as Babs scooped me with the decomposing body of Anna Nicole, that only leaves rape in Iraq, Libby's defense lawyer ending his closing arguments with a sob (who, sniffle sniffle, can remember details when there's a war against terror taking up all that RAM?) and a Jet Blue CEO more remorseful for stranding people on a runway than our national CEO is for stranding our troops in Iraq.
So let's keep this on the bigger topics of the day. Read on.

There's bald Britney, checking into, and out of, rehab once again. And it's gay marriage that threatens the sanctity of marriage? How about a constitutional ammendment to ban celebrity marriage? As for celebrity child-rearing -- oh, never mind.
Well, why let celebrities hog the limelight?
I'm going to let Joshua Hanson, a 29-year-old bar owner from Blair, Wisconsin, hang on the line today for his 15 minutes. He is today's winner of the Clothesline's first ever Stating-the-Obvious
award.
Hanson ran full speed down a hotel corridor and right through a double pane safety glass window in a Minnepolis hotel after a night of darts and drinking, fell 16 stories, and lived to tell about it --except he doesn't remember any of it. He figures God has a plan for him, though he doesn't know what it is, but maybe, he says, it will come to him when he gets on his motorcycle again. (Joshua? Wear a helmet. Stick to the back roads. Please, stay in Wisconsin.) Exhibiting the learning curve of a man who's survived a 16 story plunge, he adds that maybe the episode is a sign that he should cut back on his drinking. Ya think?
Tomorrow we'll get back to the frivolous.

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Babs (not verified) | February 21, 2007 - 5:44pm

Not so fast! Breaking news: Brittney (Britney, Britnney, Brittnney) left rehab again today. Thought you'd want to know.

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Swallow (not verified) | February 21, 2007 - 6:14pm

Please don't let these cheesy Wannbe's steal the limelight from the poor rotting Anna Nicole, Now instead of getting all persnickity about troops,stranded passengers ,Brittny and the like wht not start a petition to have Poor Anna Nicole dug up once a month just to check on her progress. I'm sure many of us would like to keep abreast of her implants and how well they are standing up to the natural process of decomp.
From all of her loving Fans

ps. are these math questions designed to keep G.W.B & Co out of this site?

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susan | February 21, 2007 - 6:50pm

How'd you know? Adding 4 + 8 is a challenge, and the thing of it is, it works: Shrub hasn't made one single comment on this site. So far. But if we make those questions too easy we put the whole Clothesline at risk.
See, it's kinda like that war in I-raq. Since we went after Osama in I-raq there hasn't been an attack on American soil. Same sorta deal. Trust me.
Now, how much is 6 + 3? Dang, they gave me a hard one.

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Babs (not verified) | February 21, 2007 - 7:15pm

"Shrub hasn't made one single comment on this site." Don't count on it. Remember the goofy Anonymous poster?

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Anonymous (not verified) | February 22, 2007 - 7:23am

.I am surprised you discovered my identity. Doggone it !!

I knew right away who you gals are---"Babs" has to be Streisand and "Swallow" has to be Monica Lewinsky

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Swallow (not verified) | February 22, 2007 - 11:36am

Not to hard to suss you out ,not sure about "Babs" don't know if she can sing, but anyone else would know Swallow not Monica,Swallows just a little bird Tweet tweet. However this little birds got a lot to sing about. You gals just have to make these math questions harder to keep out the riff raff (like how about the second highest prime number,or nixing that the square root of one)

as always
Swallow

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