It's Monday and Baghdad is burning. Libbygate is closing in on Darth Cheney. Barack Obama (we could bag the whole "is he black enough?" argument by renaming him Barach O'Bama) is running for president. Glaciers are melting. Iran either is or is not developing nuclear weapons. Friends, does any of that really matter in the grand scheme of things?
You say you haven't had your fill of Anna Nicole Smith? You say you're bothered that her story has slipped below the fold? Do not despair! The Clothesline feels your pain. We want to make it as easy as possible for you to sate your obsession. Pass this on to your Anna Nicole fan club friends. No need to thank us. It's what we're here for (it is that for which we are here).
That paragon of journalistic integrity, Fox News, has a celebrity center (who knew?) that now features Anna Nicole Smith! Filled with Fox exclusives and links to other media sites!
USA Today outlines the principal players in Anna Nicole's life!
CNN has pictures! Don't miss stills and videos!
Gallery: Your encounters with Anna Nicole Smith
Gallery: Smith's life
Gallery: Smith's career
Video: the day Anna Nicole Smith died
Video: Smith left a legal mess behind
Video: Anna Nicole's last interview (5:33)
Talk amongst yourselves. I'm a little verklempt.