This just in

August 23, 2006 by barbara

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John Mark Karr inhaled.
Also exhaled.
Today.

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Paris Hilton rendered speechless;
Is unable
To say "like."

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Karl Christian Rove:
Who knew
And does it matter?

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Global warming
Renders coffee coolers
Tepid.

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George Bush rounds corner,
Squares off
In Oval Office.

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Some days,
This kind of stuff
Is all the soul can manage.

Today's the day.

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Comments

Pam Carlson (not verified) | August 25, 2006 - 7:15pm

Love it. Short. Funny. Only wish headlines WERE that good! All you can manage turns out to be darn good. Like the long stuff too, but some days the short is all I can manage to read after a long day!

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