UPDATE Given Sarah Palin's threat to sue HuffPost blogger Shannyn Moore for saying stuff about her that offended her delicate sensibilities, please note change in authorship of this post.
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Whoa, wassup in Wasilla? There's something that stinks and it's not an oil spill this time.
Sarah Palin just gave the most looney tunes speech about why she's no quitter -- as she announced she's quitting. See it here. Commercial at no extra charge.
Mark Sanford won't quit, because it's a bad example for his boys.
Now Sara will quit because it's a good example for her kids. Actually, in case you missed it, she's not really quitting, she's passing the ball so her team can win. HUH? Truly, there's got to be Bristol or Track trouble a-brewing, or maybe the first dude's been up to no good. More.
John McCain displayed his utter disregard for our country when he picked this wack-doodle, thinking she would bring women's votes to his side. And he displayed his utter disregard for women, thinking our tongues would loll out in puling delight at the same old ruinous Republican policies as long as there's been a gender swap. Sorry John, you cannot snap breasts onto a hate-spewing cobra and think we won't notice.
As bad as our problems are -- economic collapse, health care collapse, environmental collapse, Michael Jackson collapse -- we can celebrate this Independence Day knowing how much worse it could have been with Sara Palin and John McCain at the helm.
Thank you Barack Obama. Tomorrow night I'm going to write your name in the sky with my sparkler, over and over and over again. You may not save us from ourselves, but you saved us from Sarah Palin.