Divine retribution

May 18, 2006 by barbara

by barbara miller

Scary God stories.
Wickedness will be punished.
Goodbye, George and Dick.

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Listen up, everyone. That national emblem of intolerance, Pat (Ariel Sharon's stroke is divine retribution) Robertson, announced he has it straight from God that there will be major storms and a tsunami in the U.S. this year. For once, Robertson has it right (trending left).

On November 7, twin tsunamis will rage in from east coast and west coast. Heck, maybe from the Gulf of Mexico, too. Trifecta! There will be tremendous snarling and moaning and gnashing of teeth.

It goes without saying that all those Republicans will be saved. They will be housed at the Gitmo Hilton, where they will be served a daily ration of grits by Hillary Clinton. Sunday services will be conducted by Jesse Jackson, featuring the music of Bono and the Dixie Chicks.

Had enough? Me, too. Amen, sisters and brothers, amen.

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